Chernobylninja's Shenanigans
princeass:

why do white people do things

princeass:

why do white people do things

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

black-flip:

fuks:

SAIL

a must see

ihavetofart:

that is our building
and we sell paper

im crying bc nobody cared about Pam’s art exhibit but SWEETHEART MICHAEL DID

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

captainwarbuckle:

Films, films, films;
the fifth element (1997)

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

snooshie:

selenophobic:

Holy shit

OMG YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN AND YOU TEACH SUNDAY SCHOOL TO CHILDREN.

roughkiss:

gamercrunch:

Nintendo’s reasoning behind the lack of SNES games on the 3DS


I want this on a t-shirt.

roughkiss:

gamercrunch:

Nintendo’s reasoning behind the lack of SNES games on the 3DS

I want this on a t-shirt.

mattfractionblog:

mekagojira3k:

Godzilla X Mothra X MechaGodzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. (2003) Behind the Scenes Photos Part 7

Hey matt show this to henry